I just wrote a book about BREAKFAST TACOS!
Hey dudes! I wrote a book! Well, it’s an eBook, but it’s awesome!
It’s even got pictures for you people who don’t like words. Check it!
As you can tell, it’s all about BREAKFAST TACOS which are one of my favorite things ever. The book includes:
- I go on a Breakfast Taco tour of Austin and eat WAY too many tacos.
- Hard-hitting investigative journalism reveals that Breakfast Tacos were actually invented by… COWBOYS?
- How to make all kinds of “taco guts” – even the kind with cactus!
- Why you should never mix breakfast tacos with handjobs!
Anyway, if you want to know how to REALLY make breakfast tacos, you can get this book for absolutely FREE! I am trying to spread the gospel of breakfast tacos around the world and I need your help. Download my book, read it, share it with your friends and make your own breakfast tacos!

